norton antivirus

now, i don't have norton or am supporting it, but these commercials are effin hilarious

math 4 fun?

Hydration is key

So as everyone ones or should know, drinking water is good for you, 64 oz is the recomended amount to consume. I found that almost impossible to meet. Untill the other day when I took a water bottle into school. I drank my 16.9 oz bottle and then refilled it and drank somemore. So I had two days of somewhat adequate water consumption. I then made a sweet pic of it bottle in MS Paint with my token line from thoses days was hydration is key... Here's that pic...

Anyway... My youthgroup then went on a weekend retreat to refreshing mountain, and I continued to drink the water... Almost nonstop.... In fact on saterday I drank a gallon and a half (give or take a few ounces). Every time I would finish a bottle I would have to refill it, and urinate. I know, too much info, but it's the truth, and if you thought that was TMI, by the end of the afternoon I was pissing what looked like the tap water I was putting in. Hydration is key, to constant urination. One of my freinds had this great quote about my constant consumption, "gotta saturate the organs and such". How great is that, I mean, freaking had me loling (do I need the ing?).

Sorry I havnt done anything in a while, work and school eat up a majority of my freetime. I should be making a video soon, not a torture Taylor, but an else what ya know... um...

Peace love and stay hydrated!
Taylor Fritz

hott!!!

holy crap that was a painful experience. the only other time i have attempted to eat a hot pepper was 1.in texas (old man called me a wimp) 2. neighbor grew em, (i didn't know) 3. july 10th 2009 (victory celebration of my youthgroup's assassins game)

its some hot junk.

DPC EP "expert" review

So what I'm going to try and do here is write a review for Driftless Pony Club's new EP "expert". I have never written a review, so ill do my best job. And of course I'm doing it with the now unhidden goal of gaining viewers and possibly becoming web-famous. So here I begin.

Driftless Pony Club's new EP "expert" is an awesome listing experience. Although I'm not entirely sure on the meaning of the some songs like "bike" or even "legend of archery" I still love listing to it and singing along with them. The song themes are very diverse in theme, ranging from amputation (imaginary blood) to planetary debate (Pluto vs. Neptune). They do a very good job keeping the entertainment coming and my imagination running. It has been my primary source of music since my CD arrived in the mail on Tuesday the 25 of august, 2009. And to my surprise, it was signed by Craig Benzine, the lead singer, known on the Youtubes as wheezywaiter (Check out his youtube channel here http://www.youtube.com/user/wheezywaiter the bands youtube is http://www.youtube.com/user/sambonejr ). And that is one of the great benefits of buying physical CDs from DFTBA records. DPC's CD is available on http://dftba.com/ along with several other excellent CDs, including Hank Green's "So Jokes" and Chameleon Circuit's self titled album.

thanks for dealing with my review!
DFTBA, Taylor Fritz

APUSH summer assignment

for my summer assignment for ap us history we had two articles and three chapters of a book and had to do one page response papers for each, this is my favorite of my essays
here is one article we had to read, we went till the line "One can lie outright about the past."
http://tinyurl.com/d4txth

after reading this i was totally pissed at Columbus, and here, is part of my essay, please don't plagiarize.
i hope my teacher doesn't call me out on plagiarizing on my own essay, that would be suck.

"In Columbus' journal, telling about how the natives approached their arrival, this is how I read it, “the Indians here are great. They gave us all this cool stuff and we didn't have to do anything for it! I bet with a few more men we could enslave them all and make them do whatever we want!” And that, in todays world is totally insane. In Star Trek, (bear with me) they had the Prime Directive, not to interfere with lifeforms that have not yet reached warp technology. If only something like this was in effect in the days of exploration. The Incas and Aztecs could be just as advanced as we are. But, also the United States of America wouldn't exist and I wouldn't exist. Perhaps this will be our example of what not to do if we find aliens in space who are lower in technology than us."


this is the Columbus journal part i mention.
They ... brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks' bells. They willingly traded everything they owned... . They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features.... They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane... . They would make fine servants.... With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.

suicide is the antidote for getting old

yes, according to an old man at dutch way suicide is how to not get old.

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moving on up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx5uhKPb04I
first torture taylor video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gws1xVFGzRw