Saturday, October 17, 2009

Ninja


Hmmm.... When I think about ninjas, I think about some kickarse guys in black suits. Yeah, I love the ninja turtles, but they arnt the same thing. Anyway. When people debate the whole pirate vs. Ninja thing they rather think pirate or ninja. In my opinion, the pro pirate people are fools. Have they ever seen the ninja from askaninja.com ? He tells how ninjas can fit in gum packets and their suits are dyed by the blood from the heart of a dragon. I mean, how the hang could a drunken scurvey ridden seadog be better then a ninja. Fools I tell you. I'm not sorry if you are pro-pirate, but you are estupido.

Funny thing about ninjas in films, and this can be applied to all films featuring ninjas.
The sum of the abilitys of the ninjas is equal to the abilities of a ninja by themself.
You have 50 ninjas they are weak, but a single ninja can defeat all of the heroes single handedly.

My freind Bruce Manning is a cool guy. He showed me many great an wonderous things like doctor horrible and firefly. We agree on most things. But he is pro pirate, and that is rediculas.


Poll in the sidebar. Pirate or ninja?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Crime shows

You know what's redonkulas? Crime shows. Csi Miami and New York are the worst, I'm watching it with my momma, and I just can't believe the crap that they have. Those computers they have are effin super hightech. Like it blows everything I've ever seen out of the water. You know what else is redonk? Those crazy touch screen things that Miami has but new York doesn't, I figure they would have somewhat similar equipt, but nah. I wish I could get a swet touchscreen tabletop with a freaking hologram screen. That's hard core. I hate tv. You know what a great show is? Phineas and Ferb... That show is the perverbial shtuff. And I don't say that often. Every episode is awesome and that's coming from a 17 year old male. But I also still love pokemon so idk. I guess I'm a nerd or something.
Dftba,
Tfritz

Saturday, September 26, 2009

norton antivirus

now, i don't have norton or am supporting it, but these commercials are effin hilarious





Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hydration is key

So as everyone ones or should know, drinking water is good for you, 64 oz is the recomended amount to consume. I found that almost impossible to meet. Untill the other day when I took a water bottle into school. I drank my 16.9 oz bottle and then refilled it and drank somemore. So I had two days of somewhat adequate water consumption. I then made a sweet pic of it bottle in MS Paint with my token line from thoses days was hydration is key... Here's that pic...

Anyway... My youthgroup then went on a weekend retreat to refreshing mountain, and I continued to drink the water... Almost nonstop.... In fact on saterday I drank a gallon and a half (give or take a few ounces). Every time I would finish a bottle I would have to refill it, and urinate. I know, too much info, but it's the truth, and if you thought that was TMI, by the end of the afternoon I was pissing what looked like the tap water I was putting in. Hydration is key, to constant urination. One of my freinds had this great quote about my constant consumption, "gotta saturate the organs and such". How great is that, I mean, freaking had me loling (do I need the ing?).

Sorry I havnt done anything in a while, work and school eat up a majority of my freetime. I should be making a video soon, not a torture Taylor, but an else what ya know... um...

Peace love and stay hydrated!
Taylor Fritz

Saturday, September 5, 2009

hott!!!



holy crap that was a painful experience. the only other time i have attempted to eat a hot pepper was 1.in texas (old man called me a wimp) 2. neighbor grew em, (i didn't know) 3. july 10th 2009 (victory celebration of my youthgroup's assassins game)

its some hot junk.